Some problems.....
But when I know you are there to cheer me up, the knowledge turn my woes to gladness.
As a sign of appreciation and to show that I'm feeling much better now, I'd like to ask a qian4 bian3 wen4 da2 ti2:
Three ants are lined up in a column, front to back.
The ant at the rear end says, "There are 2 ants in front of me."
The ant in the middle says, "There is 1 ant in front of me."
The ant in front, however, says, "There are 3 ants in front of me."
Why is this so?
Can you guess what the answer is?
Saying "thank you" can be very awkard action when said to a close friend
-Tengkia
- simply can't be solved
- will never go away
- can't be shared no matter how much you wish to
But when I know you are there to cheer me up, the knowledge turn my woes to gladness.
As a sign of appreciation and to show that I'm feeling much better now, I'd like to ask a qian4 bian3 wen4 da2 ti2:
Three ants are lined up in a column, front to back.
The ant at the rear end says, "There are 2 ants in front of me."
The ant in the middle says, "There is 1 ant in front of me."
The ant in front, however, says, "There are 3 ants in front of me."
Why is this so?
Can you guess what the answer is?
Saying "thank you" can be very awkard action when said to a close friend
-Tengkia
posted by Tengkia | 11:32 pm
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Level of response: 10
Someone came up with that answer before, but it's wrong.
It's more qian4 bian3 than that.
My queen, you musn't let me down..... =P
2 answers:
1) The ant is blind.
2) The ant is bluffing.
Now a question for Mr Tengkia:
Guess who is this smart fella who gave you 2 answers...hahahaha
Tada! 'cos there are 3 ants standing in a row, in front of the 1st ant! Smart me!
eh.. the first ant turn its eyes back to see?
the ant at rear says "there are 2 ants in front"
the ant in the middle turn back to answer " there is 1 ant in front of me"
the ant in front turn back and says "there are 3 ants in front of me because 2 ants plus 1 ant adds up to 3 ants in front of me!"
Anonymous:
2 answers:
1) Mr Chan
2) Mr Kok
Jun:
You're changing my question!
demon:
Even if the ant turns around, it should only see 2 ants in front
HCl:
That makes only 2 ants in front.....please reconsider your decision to go into teaching =P
The answer is
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THE ANT IS BLUFFING!
the coldness of this joke beat others flat... super duper cold... great first attempt at cold jokes...
btw are u trying to dethrone the queen of cold jokes?
suppose the ant is denoted by
]<><><> with the feeler in front of its head so the three ants line up as :
<>[<><> ]<><><> ]<><><>
front-middle-rear
so the rear ant say there are 2 ants infront of me
the middle ant say there is 1 ant infont of me
the front ant turn back and saw two ants and his own body so he say there are 2 ants infront of me .
can or not?
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I still think my answer is better and more logical loh....boo....lame blonde!
qian4 bian3 wen4 da2 ti2 are not supposed to be logical.....anyway the ant in front didn't turn around at all.
My 1st attempt at cold joke, can give me some face or not?
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