Monster Killer Declares Reclusion
From Monster Killer to Mugger
The (self-declared) "Top Monster Killer in the Faculty of Engineering" announced that he would go into reclusion for a period of three weeks, commencing yesterday. The shocking news has brought untold worries to his fellow monster killers, for they would have to fight monsters for the following three weeks without their strongest ally (this is also self-declared).
The reason for his reclusion was to bi4 guan1 xiu1 lian4, in order to mug for his upcoming exams, as well as to improve upon his monster-killing techniques for subsequent fights after the exams (there isn't a fallacy in this statement, just a paradox).
From Mugger to Ant Killer
The Top Monster Killer returned home from his final fight before his reclusion, only to discover that red ants have invaded his secret hideout (which is just his bedroom). Ants appeared from every nook and cranny, crawling along cracks (his flat is only 4 years old mind you) and corners. They seem to be trying to find a suitable location for their nest.
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Sidetracking a bit, there's a law (guess what? I'm taking a law module now) in Singapore that prevents anyone from suing any government body, so there's nothing I can do about those dumb cracks.
My whole room reeks of insectide now.....
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Can there ever be peace in the life of a monster killer? Impossible, much less a top monster killer. Hence, only one day after his announcement of reclusion, the top monster killer declared that he shall not rest until all the ants in his house have been wiped out.
From Ant Killer to Ninja Turtle Wannabe
Anyone still remembers that in the cartoon "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", the ninja turtles' favourite food is PIZZA? I'm eating my Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza for the second time this week. Although my craze for pizza started since my adolescence, I don't have the luxury of eating them so often.
I ate one 10" pizza by myself. As compared to half of a 14" pizza I had the other day, I think I ate more today. Yummy.
The author apologises for typing in hanyu pinyin instead of Chinese because he doesn't have the relevant software to do so. He is still using the most outdated Operating System that is still around, Windows 98, because it's good for gaming.
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Before Fengchun starts to say I'm blogging again when I'm supposed to be studying, I would like to say that I have completed a tutorial before I blogged this.
The (self-declared) "Top Monster Killer in the Faculty of Engineering" announced that he would go into reclusion for a period of three weeks, commencing yesterday. The shocking news has brought untold worries to his fellow monster killers, for they would have to fight monsters for the following three weeks without their strongest ally (this is also self-declared).
The reason for his reclusion was to bi4 guan1 xiu1 lian4, in order to mug for his upcoming exams, as well as to improve upon his monster-killing techniques for subsequent fights after the exams (there isn't a fallacy in this statement, just a paradox).
From Mugger to Ant Killer
The Top Monster Killer returned home from his final fight before his reclusion, only to discover that red ants have invaded his secret hideout (which is just his bedroom). Ants appeared from every nook and cranny, crawling along cracks (his flat is only 4 years old mind you) and corners. They seem to be trying to find a suitable location for their nest.
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Sidetracking a bit, there's a law (guess what? I'm taking a law module now) in Singapore that prevents anyone from suing any government body, so there's nothing I can do about those dumb cracks.
My whole room reeks of insectide now.....
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Can there ever be peace in the life of a monster killer? Impossible, much less a top monster killer. Hence, only one day after his announcement of reclusion, the top monster killer declared that he shall not rest until all the ants in his house have been wiped out.
From Ant Killer to Ninja Turtle Wannabe
Anyone still remembers that in the cartoon "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles", the ninja turtles' favourite food is PIZZA? I'm eating my Canadian 2 for 1 Pizza for the second time this week. Although my craze for pizza started since my adolescence, I don't have the luxury of eating them so often.
I ate one 10" pizza by myself. As compared to half of a 14" pizza I had the other day, I think I ate more today. Yummy.
The author apologises for typing in hanyu pinyin instead of Chinese because he doesn't have the relevant software to do so. He is still using the most outdated Operating System that is still around, Windows 98, because it's good for gaming.
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Before Fengchun starts to say I'm blogging again when I'm supposed to be studying, I would like to say that I have completed a tutorial before I blogged this.
posted by Tengkia | 1:13 pm
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my sengkang flat is oso a relatively new flat.. onli about 5 years old.. not infested wif red ants like yours.. but infested wif spiders! my room is like pan2 si1 dong4 in journey to the west.. haha
feel hungry every time after reading ur blog... do u provide pizza ordering service in ur blog to cater to the needs of ur die-hard blog fans? =P
there's only food for thought or thinking of food, no sale of food.....
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