Mission report
Our master plan has succeeded, although less blood was spilled than we had hoped. For anyone who is still wondering, the plan is to buy Justin's birthday (which is tomorrow) presents and give it to him today.
Why would such a kind gesture invoke any bloodshed? Let me elaborate. Justin is a fan of Stephanie Sun and Manchester United Football Club. His birthday presents naturally revolve around them. Weijie (an Arsenal Fan), on the other hand, hates both. So we decided to get Weijie to present Justin's gifts to him in our traditional prize presentation ceremony style. Of course, Weijie doesn't know what the presents are until he passes them to Justin. Recall that Man U just beat Arsenal, ending their record for being unbeaten. See any sparks flying now?
As our brilliant plan proceeds, Justin, Weijie, Erin and I will gather outside the lecture theatre after our law lecture (on a Saturday, can you imagine?), and carry out our birthday gift presentation ceremony. Erin had brought a digicam along in anticipation of filming down the bloodiest footage ever using a digicam, and possibly earning a Guiness World Record.
Justin was already hopping around in anticipation of receiving his birthday gifts. Weijie came along probably more out of curiousity to look at the presents than anything else. I carried the gifts in an opaque paper bag and told Weijie that he'll be presenting them to Justin. Erin got into place with her digicam poised.
"First, the CD." I announced. Stephanie Sun's latest album, released only yesterday and bought last night, came out from the paper bag into Weijie's hands. Weijie merely took a look and said, "Oh you got this for him." He then took a photo with Justin while both of them were holding the a la PM awarding scholarship to the top student. Erin, the ever ready photographer, snapped them with the digicam.
"Next is this." I took out a Man U scarf wrapped in a black plastic bag and handed it to Weijie.
"What is this?" asked Weijie as he took the bag from me. "Let me take a look first."
I can smell the distinct odour of iron-rich blood in the air already.
Weijie opened the plastic bag and peered inside. All that he could see was a red fabric because the scarf was folded up. "What did you guys buy for him?" he asked again drawing the scarf out of the bag. The scarf unfolded as it came out revealing the words "Manchester United" stitched in white.
Erin stood poised to capture the subsequent brawl between the Man U fan and the Arsenal fan.
It came faster than anyone had anticipated, like a flash of lightning streaking across the sky on a relatively calm and and cloudless day. Weijie bellowed like an enraged bear and sent his fist flying towards Justin's nose. Even Erin was unable to catch his swift punch. *Bish* Justin was sent flying to the wall behind him.
Sorry to disappoint but I've run out of crap to write. Anyway Weijie only threatened to throw Justin's scarf away when he saw what it is. Not even a single drop of blood was spilled at all.
Show's over. The end.
You will never know where you may end up until you take the first step
-Tengkia
Why would such a kind gesture invoke any bloodshed? Let me elaborate. Justin is a fan of Stephanie Sun and Manchester United Football Club. His birthday presents naturally revolve around them. Weijie (an Arsenal Fan), on the other hand, hates both. So we decided to get Weijie to present Justin's gifts to him in our traditional prize presentation ceremony style. Of course, Weijie doesn't know what the presents are until he passes them to Justin. Recall that Man U just beat Arsenal, ending their record for being unbeaten. See any sparks flying now?
As our brilliant plan proceeds, Justin, Weijie, Erin and I will gather outside the lecture theatre after our law lecture (on a Saturday, can you imagine?), and carry out our birthday gift presentation ceremony. Erin had brought a digicam along in anticipation of filming down the bloodiest footage ever using a digicam, and possibly earning a Guiness World Record.
Justin was already hopping around in anticipation of receiving his birthday gifts. Weijie came along probably more out of curiousity to look at the presents than anything else. I carried the gifts in an opaque paper bag and told Weijie that he'll be presenting them to Justin. Erin got into place with her digicam poised.
"First, the CD." I announced. Stephanie Sun's latest album, released only yesterday and bought last night, came out from the paper bag into Weijie's hands. Weijie merely took a look and said, "Oh you got this for him." He then took a photo with Justin while both of them were holding the a la PM awarding scholarship to the top student. Erin, the ever ready photographer, snapped them with the digicam.
"Next is this." I took out a Man U scarf wrapped in a black plastic bag and handed it to Weijie.
"What is this?" asked Weijie as he took the bag from me. "Let me take a look first."
I can smell the distinct odour of iron-rich blood in the air already.
Weijie opened the plastic bag and peered inside. All that he could see was a red fabric because the scarf was folded up. "What did you guys buy for him?" he asked again drawing the scarf out of the bag. The scarf unfolded as it came out revealing the words "Manchester United" stitched in white.
Erin stood poised to capture the subsequent brawl between the Man U fan and the Arsenal fan.
It came faster than anyone had anticipated, like a flash of lightning streaking across the sky on a relatively calm and and cloudless day. Weijie bellowed like an enraged bear and sent his fist flying towards Justin's nose. Even Erin was unable to catch his swift punch. *Bish* Justin was sent flying to the wall behind him.
Sorry to disappoint but I've run out of crap to write. Anyway Weijie only threatened to throw Justin's scarf away when he saw what it is. Not even a single drop of blood was spilled at all.
Show's over. The end.
You will never know where you may end up until you take the first step
-Tengkia
posted by Tengkia | 7:10 pm
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haha, the result of this mission is quite disappointing. Anyway both wei jie and justin are not veri violent ppl.. so the match of man u vs arsenal ended with a 0:0 scoreline.. everyone :)
haha, the result of this mission is quite disappointing. Anyway both wei jie and justin are not veri violent ppl.. so the match of man u vs arsenal ended with a 0:0 scoreline.. everyone :)
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