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Saturday, September 15, 2007

Chinese vampires

 

Ever wondered why are Chinese vampires stereotyped as the floppy-sleeved, arms-extended, 2 legged hoppers?

According to an email I received, this is the reason why:



For the benefit of those who can't understand Mandarin, translations are provided below each picture.




Long long ago, in the western province of China... ya, right.

Alright. There's this town in China that's set on the moutains. The difficult terrain made it tough for the townsfolk to earn a living, and thus most of them chose to work, and eventually, live out of their hometown.

When these people passed away, their bodies had to be buried back in their hometowns. As there were quite a large number of people who lived the rest of their lives away from home, the transportation of dead bodies back to this town eventually evolved into a form of business.






During the initial stages of the business, stretchers were used to carry the dead bodies. However, it only allowed 2 persons to transport 2 bodies lying horizontally at once. This was rather inefficient.






New methods of transportation were devised to improve the efficiency of transporting dead bodies. The efficiency was doubled as it allowed 2 persons to transport up to 4 bodies this time.






This method of transportation uses 2 bamboos poles just like the previous method, only that it suspends each body vertically from the poles. Each corpse was secured to the 2 bamboo poles by tying each arm around each bamboo pole that passes beneath their arm.

The vertical suspension helped to save space, which in turn allowed the bearers to carry more corpses using the same length of bamboo poles.






At that time, dead bodies were clothed in dark costumes with long and very wide sleeves that covered most of the body. The bamboo poles that were fastened under the arms of the corpses were usually hidden from sight by those oversized sleeves.

From afar, it would seem as though a single file of people were walking with both arms fully extended in front.






Due to the weight of the bodies, the bamboo poles would oscillate vertically with each step the bearers took. And in order to reduce the rate of decay of the corpses, bearers would travel by night to avoid the sun from shining directly on them.

Visibility is quite poor at night, and therefore, it seems as though there is a file of dead hopping in between the 2 bearers with their arms extended to the front. This sight often scares the others off.



I wonder how true this is.

 

 

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Anonymous Anonymous started blabbering nonsensically:

the flow of explanation sounds so logical. haha. how true this is? mmmmmmmmmmmmmm - JJ

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Impossible. The dead does not move their feet. The transporters would have to drag the deads along the way. - m.y

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Lelong lelong

 

I attended this annual CAD/CAM/CAE conference last Friday, where we were exposed to the new versions of the computer aided engineering softwares.

Each year, they held this little competition which requires one to draw a 3D model in SolidWorks within a stipulated time, and a prize would be awarded to the person that took the least time to draw, or the one who has the closest model.

These 3D models are shown on a technical drawing, and they're usually simple. However, 20 minutes can be a little tight for someone who hasn't seen the model beforehand and not quite an expert drawing 3D from 2D.

Anyway, I entered the competition for fun, because I've always wanted to challenge myself to be an engineer with good visualisation and drawing skills.

...And guess what? I won the prize! Must have been because the competition was poor.

It's a rather recent model of a HP monitor. I already have a brand new monitor (bought only a week ago), so I don't think I'll use my prize.

Anyone interested in getting a new monitor?

 

 

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Monday, September 03, 2007

美丽的彩霞

 

在上个周末,我去了马来西亚东部的岛屿潜水。出发前,我想趁机拍摄那里动人的风景,尤其是日出和日落的那一幕。于是,我带了数码相机和三脚架一同去潜水。

大家看见我提着那三脚架,都好奇的问道:“你带着这东西去潜水有什么用?”

我回答:“我带着它是为了拍风景照。”

“拍风景照为什么需要三脚架呢?”

“我想拍日出和日落的景色。那时候的天空并不够亮,所以需要用到三脚架。”

虽然得到了我的答案,但他们好象都并不满意,怎么会有人愿意为了拍一张照而劳师动众?其实,他们都无法理解我是多么的喜欢美丽的彩霞。

美丽的彩霞,心中的丽霞。我以为到了那些岛上就能看到这优美的风景。但到了那里,我才发现最美丽的彩霞,我最渴望看到的丽霞,其实就在新加坡。



丽霞

 

 

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Anonymous Anonymous started blabbering nonsensically:

u shld translate to eng for the important "ang mo" person. - JJ

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What if, you seem to be the only person who has a reason to be happy?

 

I just came home from my dive trip at Pulau Aur not long ago. Naturally, I was in a bright mood, especially since I took a day off the next day.

I had wanted to share my experiences with friends. I did, for a few of them. However, everyone was suffering from Monday blues prematurely. And those who were not, sounded as though they have some other problems - work, family, BGR.

It was as though the world had changed while I was away diving for the weekend.

The overall depressing mood is having a negative influence on me. I'm starting to lose the hearty mood I had earlier on.

I don't know what's wrong. It's hard to find out when nobody wants to talk about it. I shall not try to be a hero and attempt to rescue the world. Superheroes have no place in reality.

I shall simply remember the reason for me to smile.

 

 

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Anonymous Anonymous started blabbering nonsensically:

I shall simply remember the reason for me to smile too. Thks. - JJ =)

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Anonymous Anonymous started blabbering nonsensically:

I am still reading...please continue to blog. i am actually in a state of depression which I'll tell you in due time. --kk

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Take care my friends.

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